Colby Graham is secretly a chicken. Mr. JCrew is convinced. Instead of barking, he chuffs. It sounds like a chicken clucking. He has a real bark he makes, but he reserves it for special times.
With all the chuffing he does, we’re just waiting for it to end in a real chicken noise. Then his cover will be blown. He knew we wouldn’t fall in love with him if he was a chicken. He’s had a good disguise for the last two years.
Mr. JCrew has dubbed him “chicken-dog.” He says Colby is his favorite chicken in the whole world. Hope I have my video camera ready when he makes his debut as a chicken!
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